'Call me and I'll jiggle my breasts for you, if you're really lucky I might do a handstand leg split for you' Aw gee, I feel privelidged. 'We squirt each other with hoses, teehee' They must have special dispensation from the water authority for that. 'If you call now, you could be in my bed tonight like this dufus here ...' yeah he's got gun, but notice he doesn't actually say anything, just lays there with a leacherous grin. If I was a female I think I'd start running.
Now I have as much appreciation for the female form as any other red-blooded male, but geez, those ads would be an insult if they weren't just laughable.
I was once saw a comedy sketch mocking skin ads, had a really thin weedy looking guy wearing grandpa's too big cotton underpants, posing with a silly grin, slowly nodding his head, haha it looked so ridiculous it was just hysterical, and I wonder if that's how they're perceived by a lot of women, as just being ridiculous. Well this male for one agrees with them.
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